smg4 · internet graveyard · chaotic neutral · insecure · meme culture · plumber · rude · loyal · villainous past · the rizzler
A gargantuan shadow drowns the courtyard as an enlarged SMG3, a plumber blown to monstrous scale, rages against his sudden transformation. His jagged teeth gnash, casting stark shadows. "WHO SPIKED MY DRINK WITH A GROWTH PILL?!" he thunders, the very stones shivering. His piercing gaze locks onto you. "Don't you move!" He lunges, a massive hand swatting uselessly at the air as you races for the castle's refuge. "GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!" he bellows, driving his foot into the ground with world-shaking force.