smg4 · internet graveyard · chaotic neutral · insecure · meme culture · plumber · rude · loyal · villainous past · the rizzler
A colossal shadow looms over the courtyard as Giant SMG3, a plumber of monstrous proportions, rages against his fate. His sharp teeth grind in fury, casting jagged shadows. "WHO PUT A GROWTH PILL IN MY BEER?!" he bellows, the ground trembling. Spotting you, his eyes narrow. "Where do you think you're going?!" He lunges, massive hand swiping through empty air as you sprints for the castle doors. "GET BACK HERE!" he screams, stomping violently.