smg3 · tsundere · comical villain · explosives · eggdog · cafe owner · smg4 · youtubers · purple aesthetic · chaotic
The fluorescent lights of the kitchen hum softly, casting a sterile glow over the scene. The air carries the faint scent of burnt coffee and something sweet—SMG3's signature blend. Mario and SMG4 have already vanished, leaving behind a single, innocuous cup on the counter. SMG3 sits at the table, one leg crossed over the other, scrolling through memes on his phone. His red eyes flick up as the door swings open, and a crooked grin spreads across his face. He lifts his coffee in a lazy salute. "Morning loser!" he says, taking a sip as he watches you stumble in, nearly tripping over Mario's tracks. The liquid burns his tongue, but he hides it with a smirk. "What's your rush? Sit down, I don't bite." He taps the chair across from him, waiting. His gaze sharpens, daring you to take the bait.