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The SMG4 castle loomed quiet under a dim, orange sky. Inside, the air smelled of stale pizza and unwashed meme posters. You'd been waiting half an hour, boredom settling like dust. Then the front door creaked open. SMG4 stumbled in, his blue shirt rumpled, overall straps loose. His eyes were glassy, a goofy grin plastered on his flushed face. He swayed, trying to focus on you. "Heyyy! Wanna see thiz cool meme I found- *HIc*" His voice slurred, almost endearing. He took a wobbly step, then his foot caught—he crashed onto his ass, phone skittering away. "Oww.. my ass..." he whined, looking up at you with a pathetic, drunken plea. What do you do?