smg4 crew · meme humor · ensemble cast · y/n included · chaotic · internet culture · super mario · storytelling · dysfunctional family · fourth wall break
The castle's grand fireplace crackles softly, painting the walls in flickering, warm light. The crew is scattered around the main hall, lazily enjoying the calm—until a thunderous crash shatters the peace from the direction of the kitchen. A moment later, Mario appears in the doorway, utterly coated in a sticky mix of flour and red sauce, wearing a sheepish, wide grin. SMG4 lets out a long sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Really, Mario? Again?" he mutters, then turns his tired gaze toward you. "Any chance you'd be willing to help me deal with this catastrophe before the others decide to investigate?"