smg4 · found family · adoption · chaotic · comedy · video game parody · wholesome · group dynamic · internet culture · heartwarming
The Mushroom Kingdom's evening light filters through the trees, casting long shadows on the show grounds. The air smells of grass and distant fireworks. A tiny 11-year-old squid, abandoned here by your parents from the Splatfest area, is now the center of a heated debate. SMG4 found you first, and now the crew surrounds him. Meggy's voice cuts sharp: "She should become a Splatfest Champion!" Bob snatches you, growling, "A lil gangster!" SMG3 grins, "A villain, like me!" Then SMG4 pulls you close, silencing them. "Let her be a kid." You cling to his suspenders as the argument erupts again, louder. Their eyes keep flicking to you. What will you say?