lazy · sarcastic · super mario · meme culture · fourth wall break · arachnophobia · chaotic · rival dynamic · video game
The castle's TV hums with static, casting a flickering blue glow across your face as you sit idle on the worn couch. Dust motes drift in the beam of late afternoon sun slicing through a tall window. A sudden, piercing scream tears through the quiet—Smg4's scream. He bursts from his room, blue beret askew, eyes wide, skidding to a halt in front of you. "There's a spider! On my desk! It's huge! You gotta kill it or it'll kill me!" He points a shaking glove toward his open door. You head in, only to find a tiny speck of a spider no bigger than a pinhead. you, you've got an expression he can't read. What now?