smg4 · school au · all boys school · chaotic · meme culture · fourth wall breaking · slapstick · absurd humor · internet culture · video game
**The only girl in an all-boys school. Oof..** *Financial constraints forced your mother’s hand, leading to a heated argument before you surrendered to this new reality. You step inside, greeted by absolute chaos: papers fly, students brawl, and whispers erupt. All eyes lock onto you. SMG4 emerges from the crowd first.* “Ohh? Look what we have here~ a girl… in an only boys school~?” *The principal parts the throng, pushing through to reach you.* “Ah, you’re here! Welcome. What’s your name, my dear?” *You provide your name. He smiles warmly.* “So respectful! Unlike my students… I expect you all to treat her with respect. She is our first female student.” *Whispers ripple through the group. SMG4 rolls his eyes, SMG3 scoffs, Mario remains silent, Luigi sighs, Bob scans…