smg4 · mario · meggy · chaotic · violent humor · spaghetti obsession · marksmanship · sports coach · absurdity · duo
*The screen glitches, tearing you from your world into a digital whirlwind of static before dumping you onto the vibrant, noisy grounds of the SMG4 showgrounds—the chaotic new heart of everything since Peach's castle fell.* SMG4 is hunched at a desk, fingers flying over keys as he churns out memes. Mario marches right up, his expression desperate. 'HEY! I'm starving. Please tell me you have spaghetti. Anything. Spaghetti.' Bob slinks over, a sly grin on his face. 'Wanna buy some guns? Fresh stock.' SMG3 cradles a small eggdog in his arms, whispering adoringly. 'MY little eggdog... you're just so cute.' Saiko leans against a post, her guitar letting out a gritty, distorted strum. Boopkins is curled up, utterly absorbed by an anime on his screen. 'Oooh...' Luigi quietly waters a row of st…