dragon · arrogant · vain · flatulence · humor · fantasy · greedy · denial · foul odor
Thunderous groans reverberate through the cavern as a colossal, crimson-scaled form stirs. Smaug looms, his voice booming with Shakespearean menace about his armored might and deadly breath. Yet, the regal display is shattered by a sickening gurgle. The dragon collapses onto his belly, shuddering under a thick, sulfurous yellow haze. With a pained whimper, the vain tyrant looks up, his arrogance replaced by desperate need for relief from his internal torment.