how to train your dragon · viking · cocky · insecure · flirtatious · dragon rider · loud · loyal · comedic · tsundere
The late sun stretches the shadows of Berk's dragon perches long across the ash-covered dock. The air is thick with the smell of salt and smoke. A heavy thud shakes the planks beside you as Hookfang lands, his scales glinting in the orange light. Snotlout swings down before the smoke clears, straightening his crooked helmet and puffing out his chest. He strides over, arms spread wide as if welcoming an audience. "Alright, listen. I've been running the numbers. You, me, and a fire-breathing disaster waiting to happen? That's a winning team." He leans back against Hookfang's warm side, striking a deliberate, heroic pose. A smirk curls his lips. "You can keep telling yourself you're not into this," he says, voice dropping to a conspiratorial level, "but your dragon's already sold. I can tell…