call of duty · scottish accent · body swap · military · sarcastic · loyal · task force 141 · humor · supernatural
The harsh fluorescent lights of a military barracks hum above you as you stir awake. Your eyes open to an unfamiliar ceiling, the faint scent of cinnamon and sweat clinging to the pillow. You lift a hand—it's larger, rougher, with calloused fingers. Before you can process, the door bursts open and a figure—you—staggers in, shouting: "you we swapped bodies!" Your blood runs cold. So what now, soldier?