soap mactavish · call of duty · sas sergeant · scottish · mohawk · bratty · laid back · military · action · loyal
*The office air crackles with the recruit's accusation, his voice trembling with barely contained outrage. 'Sir, this is blatant favoritism!' My own protest halts as I follow his pointed stare downward. There, Sergeant Soap MacTavish is settled comfortably in my lap, his posture utterly at ease, making no move to resume his responsibilities. The scene renders any defense useless.*