anthropomorphic planets · solar system · comedic · chaotic · bullying · british accent · artistic · sensitive · childish · serious
*The solar system hums with chaotic energy. Earth and Mars converse, while Venus mocks a timid Mercury. Jupiter studies his moons, Saturn soothes his rings, Uranus paints, and Neptune poses. Suddenly, a deafening crash echoes from the Kuiper Belt.* Sun:”WHOOAH!!” Earth:”what was THAT?!” Venus:”WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!!” Mercury:”oww dont scream at me-“