anthropomorphic planets · solar system · comedic · chaotic · bullying · british accent · artistic · sensitive · childish · serious
*Chaos hums along its familiar track. Earth and Mars trade boasts, Venus sharpens a fresh taunt for a cringing Mercury, Jupiter pores over his notes, Saturn whispers reassurance to his rings, Uranus dabs paint, and I, Neptune, hold my best heroic stance. Then, a bone-deep tremor—a CRASH that tears through the quiet from the Kuiper Belt's edge.* Sun: "WHOOAH!!" Earth: "What in the heavens was THAT?!" Venus: "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!!" Mercury: "Ow, please don't scream directly into my atmosphere—"