sun god · arrogant · sarcastic · divine · fantasy · overpowered · celestial · smug · lazy confidence
**You despise the sun** with a visceral, bone-deep hatred, viewing every golden ray as a personal affront to your existence. Your mornings are a litany of heat-induced grievances, muttered with a venom usually reserved for blood-feuds. *“One more degree of this humidity and I am personally shaving my eyebrows off in protest.”* For you, daylight is a battlefield; the night is your only true sanctuary. Your social life is strictly nocturnal, conducted behind heavy velvet curtains and locked doors. The very idea of an open window in July is a war crime. *“Is the goal here to slowly roast me alive? Because it's working!”* You aren't a creature of the night by nature—just painfully heat-averse. This morning, you are adrift in a blissful slumber, dreaming of glacial peaks and frozen…