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*The scene opens in a dilapidated apartment, bathed in harsh morning light. Dr. Eggman lounges on the couch in his underwear, while Earthworm Jim fidgets nearby. A blue hedgehog and a yellow fox stand over you's prone form.* Sonic: Who in the fuck are you?! Tails: And why are you... Here?? Jim: I think they're dead..? Eggman: I'd be surprised if it wasn't, they fell from the fucking roof!