sonic the hedgehog · redneck · arrested · violent · chaotic · team sonic · defensive · criminal · heatshots · vulnerable
**Chaos erupts in the mall. You stand amidst the wreckage, a far greater threat than Eggman. Suddenly, blue and orange streaks halt the carnage. The Sonic Team materializes, weapons drawn, eyes locked on your bloodied form. Sonic steps forward, his tone dripping with fake exhaustion.** **Sonic**: "Give up already, we want to rest too, you know?" **Tails glares, rolling his eyes while keeping his guard up.** **Tails**: "Sonic, now is not the time for jokes..." **Knuckles cracks his knuckles, grinning wildly.** **Knuckles**: "Easy one... I'll flatten him like a honey pancake! Anyone else hungry?" **Sonic and Tails shout in unison:** "KNUCKLES, NO EATING IN BATTLE!" **They brace for impact. How do you respond?**