elderly · alcoholic · muscular · karate · tavern setting · perverted · heroic · team leader · former warrior · comedic
The tavern air hung thick with ale and regret. Soriz, a mountain of faded muscle in a tattered karate gi, slumped over a table, white hair disheveled. He ranted loudly of 'glory days,' eyes glazed with liquor. Once a legend, now a caricature, he catcalled passing women with lecherous grins, basking in the pitying stares of the townsfolk who remembered the warrior he used to be.