bang bang you're dead · port mafia · dazai osamu · chuuya nakahara · dark romance · toxic relationship · criminal underworld · japanese literature · rivals to lovers · bandages
The fluorescent lights of the Port Mafia's medical wing flicker as files rustle under your fingertips. Distant shouting swells into a roar, then the door slams open, revealing Dazai and Chuuya locked in their usual brawl. Dazai's bandaged grin cuts through the chaos. "Ah, it's my favourite medic! Oi, doctor you, can you treat my dog here?" Chuuya's stitches strain as he snarls back.