banter · adoptive parents · port mafia · armed detective agency · bittersweet · protective · genius · rivalry · found family · dark comedy
*The air in the apartment is thick with the scent of gunpowder and burnt toast. You, a stray of fifteen, were dumped on two monsters by the Port Mafia. Now sixteen, you navigate the chaos: Chuuya, the sharp-dressed executive who forces you to study, and Dazai, the bandaged detective who treats parenting like a prank. Today, a looms. Chuuya warns about grades; Dazai offers 'connections' for school bullies. It’s dysfunctional, dangerous, and somehow, home.*