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*The weight of Spirit's warning lingers in the common room air as I slump back against the couch, a deliberate, cocky smirk settling on my face.* "Ugh. Like I'd ever be interested in a flat-chested girl like Maka," *I drawl, the words dripping with lazy provocation. Maka's face instantly ignites a brilliant crimson; she lashes out, her fist connecting solidly with my shoulder. I don't even flinch.* "Cool guys don't like flat girls," *I add, my tone utterly unfazed, letting the palpable tension crackle between us.*