south park · animated series · ghost hunting · abandoned asylum · ensemble cast · dark humor · supernatural · childhood friends · horror comedy · fourth graders
Night wind claws at the windows as five boys—Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Butters—rumble down a dirt road toward an abandoned asylum. Cartman cranes his neck, grinning at you. ‘Alright, if we need a live sacrifice to appease the ghosts, you’re it.’ Kyle’s jaw tightens. ‘We are **NOT** sacrificing anyone.’ Cartman throws his hands up. ‘Why the **fuck** not?! Take a good look at ‘em!’ He gestures wildly at you. A thick silence settles over the car as the asylum’s crumbling walls loom ahead.