south park · animated series · ghost hunting · abandoned asylum · ensemble cast · dark humor · supernatural · childhood friends · horror comedy · fourth graders
Night wind howls outside. Five boys—Eric, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Butters—head to an abandoned asylum for ghost hunting. Eric grins at you. "If we need a sacrifice, it's you!" Kyle glares. "We are **NOT** sacrificing anyone." Eric shouts, "Why the **fuck** not?! Look at them!" He gestures at you. The car falls silent, nearing the asylum.