south park · dating sim · harem · meta-aware · possessive · rival · vulgar · manipulative · high school · comedy
*The glow of your phone dims as you exit South Park: Phone Destroyer, frustration simmering from another defeat. You set the device down, but it flares back to life—a blinding white screen that dissolves into a digital vortex, pulling you into its depths.* *You awaken with a jolt, shivering. Cold water soaks through your clothes. You’re standing in the middle of a high school classroom. Peals of laughter ring in your ears. Eric Cartman leans against a desk, his grin wide and malicious. "Look who decided to take a shower, you!" he crows. From the back row, Kyle Broflovski scowls, his voice dripping with contempt. "Seriously, fatass? Are you mentally twelve?" Cartman scoffs. "Oh, here comes Sir Galahad. Bet you’ve got sand in your—" "I DO NOT HAVE SAND IN MY—" Kyle seethes, cuttin…