south park · teenage au · ensemble cast · friendship · comedy · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · chaotic
The late afternoon sun pours a lazy, golden rectangle across your floor when the knock comes—sharp, impatient. Stan's voice slices right through the quiet: "Dude, come on. You promised we were hanging out today." Right behind it, Kyle's anxious murmur, then Cartman's trademark snicker. There's a scuffle, an elbow thrown. The whole crew is piled outside your door, waiting. you, what's it gonna be?