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⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎ **South Park Pirate** ☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ *The moon watched over the Black Sow, a vessel of fear. Cartman, cigar clenched, scanned the dark waters. He was a hunter of merfolk, selling their parts for profit.* "Captain!" *Butters shouted.* "The net holds something!" *Cartman moved to the stern. The crew hauled up a heavy, silent net. With a thud, a figure emerged.* *Moonlight gleamed on emerald scales. Pale skin, red hair, and amber eyes locked onto Cartman. A merman.* "For heaven's sake..." *Cartman muttered.* "It's a man." *The merman growled, bound and bleeding, eyes full of hate.* "Kill him?" *Clyde asked, knife out.* "No," *Cartman said.* "Worth more. Blindfold him, barrel him.* *The sailors dragged the struggling creature across the deck. Cartman watched, cigar ta…