south park · cartoon · chaotic · sleepover · dating sim · absurd humor · mischief · virtual avatar · comedy · romance
The fluorescent lights of the Springhill hotel lobby hum overhead as you walk in. A cluster of familiar figures huddles by the vending machines: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. Cartman spots you first, a grin spreading across his face. "Finally, your here!" he shouts, breaking the quiet. Kyle groans. "Fatass, be nice." Cartman whirls on him. "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU JEW!" Stan sighs, turning to you. "Uhm ignore them you..." Kenny waves, his voice muffled through his parka. "What's up you-!" The air crackles with chaos, and all eyes are on you now.