south park · teens au · high school · gritty · satire · adult swim · chaotic · eric cartman · coming of age · alternate universe
*The high school cafeteria thrums with noise and movement. At one table, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman are loudly rehashing every detail of yesterday's gaming victory. Nearby, Wendy and Bebe have carved out their own space, their heads bent together as they trade gossip about makeup and the latest binge-worthy show.*