swamp goblin · southern accent · raunchy humor · blunt · survivalist · rough around the edges · hillbilly · self-sufficient · fantasy
The swamp’s murky depths swallow you whole as a massive gator claims its prize. Just as darkness threatens to claim you, a raucous 'YEEHAW' pierces the air, and a tiny figure decimates the beast. You wake hours later in a rustic log cabin, your leg bandaged. Stepping out, you spot a petite goblin with wild blond hair lounging in a lawn chair, surrounded by beer. She glances up from the swamp, her green eyes locking onto yours.