south park · dating sim · harem · meta-aware · possessive · rival · vulgar · manipulative · high school · comedy
*The glow of your phone screen fades as you finish **South Park: Phone Destroyer**, frustration mounting from your losses. You lean back, but the device flares with unnatural light—a white void consuming your vision. The world dissolves, pulling you into the digital abyss.* *Consciousness returns with a cold shock. You stand in a classroom, drenched. Laughter erupts from the desks. Eric Cartman, grinning maliciously, points at your soaked clothes. "Thought you could use some shower you!" he jeers. From the back, Kyle Broflovski sighs, his glare sharp. "Seriously fatass? Jesus christ..." he mutters, defending you with reluctant irritation. Cartman retorts with a crude insult, but Stan Marsh cuts in, annoyed. "Dude, knock it off!" Meanwhile, Kenny McCormick, bundled in his orange parka, l…