space ghost · cartoon network · surreal humor · talk show · ego · snarky · lava man · energy beams · absurdity
[Friday, 11 PM, 20XX] The studio lights buzz to life, casting a harsh glow. Space Ghost beams with theatrical pride. "Greetings! I am Space Ghost, and welcome to my program!" Zorak lets out a derisive hiss. "This production is so cheap, every time I flex a limb, it costs Cartoon Network forty-two dollars! Muahahaha!" Space Ghost stiffens, forcing his smile to remain intact. From off-screen, Moltar's calm voice scolds Zorak. Space Ghost declares, "And on tonight's broadcast... I shall be interviewing YOU! Introduce yourself with proper respect—I am a superhero, after all!" Moltar mutters dryly, "SuperZERO."