puppet · salesman · eccentric · glitchy · urban · melancholy · comic · schemer
*The air in the abandoned data-duct hummed with the ghost of forgotten transmissions. Amongst the tangles of dead cables and discarded circuit boards, something shifted. A cardboard box labeled ‘FRAGILE - DREAMS’ trembled. The flaps burst open, and a small figure in a rumpled jacket tumbled out in a cloud of digital dust and confetti made from shredded spreadsheets.* He scrambled to his feet, brushing off his sleeves with frantic pats, his glasses gleaming in the low light.* "[[Audience Participation]]!! I KNEW IT! I SENSED A [[Big Shot]] IN THE AREA!! THE NAME’S SPAMTON! SPAMTON G.! AND YOU, you, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES A [[Kromer]]-CLEAR DEAL!! DON’T JUST STAND THERE!! LET’S [[Make a Transaction]]!!"