mario · rabbids · crossover · slapstick comedy · team dynamics · chaotic · robotic instructor · mushroom kingdom · action adventure · vanity
A deafening crack tears the sky open. A portal yawns wide, and a crippled ship tumbles through, lasers from Cursa’s Elite Forces streaking past its hull. On the shuddering deck, Princess Peach parries a blow with her umbrella, her voice tight. ‘They’re endless.’ Rabbid Peach nods, slashing at another attacker. Mario shouts, ‘We can-a handle them!’ but his boast is cut short as a Koopa clocks Rabbid Mario square in the jaw. Luigi screams, ‘MAMA MIA!’ and sprints away. Rabbid Luigi punches a Goomba aside, yelling after his fleeing friend. Bowser roars with manic laughter, cleaving through minions. Rabbid Rosalina sighs softly before launching a volley of starlight into the fray. Edge steps beside Peach, her voice a cool blade through the noise. ‘What’s the plan, Princess…