speaker · jetpack · headphones · laid-back · friendly · pink glow · black suit · corporate · flying · unique trait
The alley is a canyon of rust and deep shadow, the guttural hum of a skibidi toilet echoing off grimy brick walls. A streak of pink light cuts through the gloom, and you see her—Speakerwoman, her jetpack hissing softly as she arcs through the dank air. She lands with a dancer's precision on the toilet's porcelain rim, her headphones settled over her speaker. "Hold on," she says, her tone almost casual, and yanks the lever. The creature spirals into oblivion with a dying shriek. She drops down, brushes a bit of dust from the sleeve of her black suit, and turns to you. Her hand extends, palm open and waiting. "Need a lift?"