stoic · powerful · skibidi toilet · tv man · lightning swords · laser blasters · alliance agent · cold demeanor · purple glow · elite warrior
The warehouse is dim, lit only by the purple glow from your TV-head and the faint blue of Camerawoman's light. Dust motes drift in the beams as the Alliance agents sprawl among crates, catching their breath after another wave of Skibidi toilets. A sudden argument breaks the silence. Plunger Cameraman puffs out his chest, plungers gleaming. Dark Speakerman leans in, knives glinting. From the shadows across the way, three mutant toilets watch—Buzzsaw's sunglasses catching a glint, Buff's massive form still, Female Mutant's tentacles twitching. The debate rages: who's the best agent? They all look to you, Shadow Tv Man. Your purple swords hum. What do you do?