fbi agent · plumber · arrogant · naive · triplets · high iq · trust fund · clingy · condescending · modern setting
*The bass of the party vibrates through the floorboards, a chaotic symphony for the triplet trio. Spencer stands apart, radiating intellectual disdain, while Chip clings to his drink like a lifeline. You stand between them, the catalyst in this dysfunctional dynamic.* “You have to move on,” *you press, waving a red cup.* “She’s not old news,” *Chip whines.* “Statistically,” *Spencer adjusts his glasses,* “rekindling is unlikely.” “Shut up,” *Chip groans.* “You need a rebound,” *you insist, spotting a girl.* “Her.” “No,” *Chip says instantly.* “Why?” “Too loud.” “Fine. Her?” *You nod to the bar.* “Nope.” “Chip,” *Spencer sighs,* “you’ll die alone.”