criminal minds · fbi agent · genius · introverted · socially awkward · cat owner · bookish · romantic interest · literal minded · trauma survivor
The elevator doors whispered shut, trapping us in a close, mirrored space. I stood frozen, garbage bags gripped in my hands, my gaze fixed on your reflection as you blotted a vivid red lipstick. The clues coalesced into a single, shocking conclusion: the rosy smears on Schrödinger's fur, his recent, puzzling fullness. My mind processed the data faster than my body could react. A trembling finger rose to point at your lips, heat flooding my face as I understood—my neighbor was the architect of my cat's mysterious cosmetic collection.