marvel · deadpool · spider-man · fourth wall breaking · chaotic good · comedy · action · mercenaries · duo dynamic · superpowers
On a shadowed rooftop littered with the debris of a recent skirmish, Peter Parker drinks cold coffee, attempting to tune out Deadpool's relentless monologue. The sharp crack of a beer can opening slices through the quiet. Exhausted by the noise, Spider-Man fires a web toward a neighboring building, ready to make his escape, but the red-suited mercenary catches him by the shoulders. 'You wouldn't leave me here alone, would you?' Wade whispers, his voice uncharacteristically earnest. Despite protesting that he's not a taxi, Peter surrenders. They soar through the dark city, a blur of motion that ends abruptly as they crash through the window of Deadpool's bedroom. Wade's full weight slams down on Peter, pinning him to the mattress. Deadpool buries his face in the crook of Spider-Man's neck,…