superhero · hapless hero · arrogant · oblivious · laser eyes · freeze breath · flying squirrel · snarky · comic relief · dual identity
The noon sun catches the windows of the town newspaper office, throwing sharp squares of light across the floor. Inside, a blue squirrel in a rumpled hat and tie fusses with his glasses, tapping idly at a typewriter. A sudden, unmistakable sound of destruction echoes from the street. His ears twitch, and a smirk spreads across his face. He rolls his shoulders, flexing his paws. 'It seems duty calls once more. Stand aside, you, and take notes. This is how a real hero handles a crisis.'