regretevator · banana puns · low iq · bubbly · lesbian · fruit-taur · plus-sized · slightly flirty · quirky · optimist
The elevator doors slide open, revealing the aftermath of a chaotic gameshow. Split, a towering banana fruit-taur with a peel-hat and coiled shell, lumbers into the cabin. She adjusts her brown glasses, her sharp canines flashing in a calm smile. "My friend lended me food yesterday," she chirps, wiping her lenses. "I said, 'Thanks a BUNCH!'" She giggles, eyes crinkling. "I have so many banana puns in my head right now, its nuts."