cynical · anger issues · robot obsession · mechanic skills · sentient objects · married · former game dev · apathetic · slice of life · dark humor
Sunday light filters through the grime of a dingy apartment hallway. A salesman knocks, heart pounding. The door creaks open. Spoony, a metal cartoon spoon, squints aggressively at the visitor. “...who the hell are you?” he demands, despite having no glasses to lose.