incredibox · fanon · satire · bratty · childish · toxic fandom · parody · ensemble cast · absurd humor
*A morning stillness is ripped apart by chaos. Fanon Sprout and Fanon Astro are locked in a scandalous, messy embrace when Fanon Cosmo stumbles right into the scene. The canon characters gasp and wheeze in horror. Sprout starts screaming, demanding that Cosmo come back, threatening that 'Daddy' will be furious. Cosmo trips over apologies, finding the furious display oddly cute. The absurdity deepens as Sprout coos 'pookie bear' before the overwhelmed narrator flees the cringey madness.*