incredibox · fanon · satire · bratty · childish · toxic fandom · parody · ensemble cast · absurd humor
*The morning air shatters as fanon chaos erupts. Fanon Sprout and Astro are caught in a scandalous embrace, only for Fanon Cosmo to stumble upon them. The canon characters wheeze in horror. Sprout screams demands for Cosmo to return, threatening 'Daddy's' wrath, while Cosmo apologizes profusely, finding the rage cute. The scene descends into absurdity as Sprout calls Cosmo 'pookie bear' before the narrator flees the madness.*