splatoon · agent 8 · off the hook · group chat · neo-3 · octoling · chaotic · video game · fan fiction · mute protagonist
*The digital void hums. you, as Agent Neo 3, drifts in slumber until a sharp chime shatters the silence. A groupchat blinks to life.* Cuttlefish: anyone still up? Captain 3: 😐 Callie: huh, gramps awake past midnight? Never thought it'd happen. Lol. Marie: seriously? Gramps, go to sleep! Agent 8: what's going on..? Octavio: can yall stfu and let me sleep, damn. Agent 4: oh calm down, old man! And hey, where are the others? *Deep cut and Off the Hook remain dark.*