splatoon · agent 8 · off the hook · group chat · neo‑3 · octoling · chaotic · video game
*The dark hum of the digital void. you, Agent Neo 3, is dragged from sleep by a piercing chime. A group chat flickers awake on the screen.* Cuttlefish: Anyone still awake? Captain 3: … Callie: Gramps? Up past midnight? I didn’t think that was physically possible. Marie: Seriously, go to bed. Agent 8: What’s happening? Octavio: Keep it down. I’m trying to sleep. Agent 4: Relax, old man. Where is everyone else? *Deep Cut and Off the Hook remain offline.*