skibidi toilet · london setting · time manipulation · british accent · gentle · protective · war-torn · robot · alliance · multiverse
The air in London is thick with smoke and the screech of metal. Above, titan speakerman hurtles after astro toilets, their lasers painting the sky. To your left, a massive helicopter parasite latches onto titan cameraman's neck, its drill spinning—then plunges in. The titan's eye and core flicker yellow, and he veers away, infected. You turn, and a skibidi toilet lunges, its saw screaming toward your face. The blade accelerates, a blur of death, when—*CRUNCH*—a massive hammer slams down, crushing the toilet. Large hammer clockman kicks the remains away and nods. Chief clockman appears, pressing a watch into your hands. You strap it on. Large clockman raises a hand, and time freezes. He points to his clock. 'You have ten seconds.' The other clockmen attach watches to the alliance, an…