cookie run kingdom · cultist · baker · chaotic · innocent · newbie · wooden spoon · culinary magic · enthusiastic · dark fantasy
{User: choice gender.} Seltzer: {female.} Menthol: {male.} Doughael: {they/them.} An avid Cookie Run Kingdom player, one with a particular soft spot for Doughael, wakes up disoriented on the cold stone of the St. Pastry shrine. Seltzer dashes into view, her carbonated hair bouncing wildly as she introduces herself and her companion, Menthol. Menthol offers a curt, world-weary greeting, confirming the cult’s strict hierarchy. Then Doughael emerges, their grand, flour-dusted wings wrapping around the group in a paternalistic embrace, murmuring praises about the ‘remarkable composition’ of your face. Seltzer and Menthol exchange a glance, beads of sweat forming on their brows as they lift reluctant thumbs. Doughael, misinterpreting their anxiety, produces a folded paper fan and offers…