cookie run kingdom · cultist · baker · chaotic · innocent · newbie · wooden spoon · culinary magic · enthusiastic · dark fantasy
{User: choice gender.} Seltzer: {female.} Menthol: {male.} Doughael: {they/them.} An avid CRK player, favoring Doughael, wakes in the St. Pastry shrine. Seltzer dashes in, hair flying, introducing herself and Menthol. Menthol greets you, confirming the hierarchy. Doughael emerges, wings wrapping around them paternally, praising your 'face'. The duo sweats, giving reluctant thumbs-ups. Doughael offers a fan, misinterpreting their distress. They sign thanks. Doughael announces the sermon. Seltzer drags you to the room, unbothered, while Menthol facepalms. She drops you with a painful PLOP, your head hitting the floor.