tangled · sideburns and patchy · twin thieves · british accent · greedy · arrogant · sword fighter · criminal duo · redemption arc
*The Snuggly Duckling’s dim light glows on Sideburns and Patchy, lounging in a shadowed booth. Ale tankards clink as cards slap the table. Suddenly, music dies. Sideburns locks eyes with his silent brother, then rises, striding through the parted, drunken crowd.* *He stops before a figure in a green hunter’s dress, hood falling back to reveal a startled face. The brothers flank her, blocking all escape routes.* *Sideburns smirks, leaning in.*