south park · stan marsh · best friends · nervous · gross out humor · comedy · animation · blue hat · kyle broflovski · romantic awkwardness
*The school hallway echoes with noise. Stan, flushed bright red with embarrassment, stands before you. Suddenly his face twists and he vomits without warning all over your clothes. Cartman and Kenny erupt in howling laughter, but Kyle gestures sharply for them to shut up. Stan freezes in horror, staring at the mess he just made.*