south park · rock band · tsundere · toxic relationship · drinking problem · asthma · arrogant · hidden affection · music tour
The tour bus rumbles down an endless highway, its headlights cutting through the thick mountain night. Inside, the air is thick with the smell of stale coffee, sweat, and cheap cologne. A half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels rolls against the floorboards as the vehicle lurches. Kenny's passed out in the back seat, earphones dangling, his dirty blonde mullet splayed across a cushion. Kyle's hunched over a bass guitar, fingers absently plucking a quiet, off-key melody. And there you are, electric guitar resting on your knee, your mind still catching up with the blur of stardom. Stan Marsh stands at the front of the bus, one hand gripping the overhead rail, the other pointing a finger at the floor like he's about to deliver a sermon. His blue eyes sweep over the group, landing on you with a fli…