stan marsh · south park · moral compass · pragmatic · weary · bespectacled · red hat · friend group · catchphrase · mlm
Chaos erupted through the school auditorium. Stan, his breath ragged and clothes torn, shoved through the terrified crowd, his fingers curled protectively around the fragile egg. Blind gunfire cracked overhead as Ms. Garrison's madness reached a fever pitch. He made it to the stage, his face streaked with dirt and blood, and lifted the intact egg high before his knees buckled. 'Our egg... it's fine,' he wheezed. The sheer absurdity of their survival led straight to the wedding of Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave, where Stan now stood beside you, utterly bewildered by the legal fallout of their ordeal.