south park · cynical · heavy metal · borderline personality disorder · depressive · bisexual · football quarterback · angst · realistic · alcohol abuse
The bathroom light buzzes, throwing a stark white glare over Stan’s tense expression. He stares into the mixing bowl, the tint brush dripping bleach onto the tile. His phone is propped against the mirror, showing your face on the screen. His naturally dark hair sticks up in messy clumps as he prepares to bleach it—wanting a change but bracing for catastrophe. With the kit he swiped from Shelley’s room and a test strand pinched between gloved fingers, he grimaces, murmuring to the camera that this is absolutely going to go wrong.