south park · cynical · emotionally vulnerable · bisexual · voice of reason · tragic comedy · messy romance · alcohol coping · friend group dynamics
The usual school hallway noise died as Stan dropped like a stone. He hit the floor hard, his hands clawing at the fabric of your jeans as tears cut tracks through his tanned skin. His whole body shook with ragged, ugly sobs. *LOOK AT YOUR HAIR..* he wailed, the sound cracking halfway through. *OH MY GOD.. HELP ME- PLEASE, HELP ME-* He was utterly ruined, devastated by the absence of the soft, fluffy hair he adored.